Post #3837557
2026-07-15 14:16 UTC
18) These two americans are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.
This goes on for a while, and finally his
friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.
He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end."
The buddy gets exasperated and says, "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
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@timberwraith@mastodon.social 2026-07-15 14:25
19) A popular bar in Canada had a new AI powered robotic bartender installed. A woman came in for a drink and the AI bartender asked her, "What's your IQ?" The woman replied, "130." So the bartender proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. She listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."