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It's actually felt cool today so far. Perhaps it's just me being cool? I'm so cool I make the air around me cool. Carbon capture, hah, absolute bollocks, just plug me in and let me cool it all with my cool. Ingredients for cool: Tilley hat, varifocal glasses that dim, linen shirt, cycling shorts (baggy sort, not those skin tight ones that thrust your package at everyone) and hiking shoes with no socks. Little white dog and walking stick complete the look. Cool.