Post #3813585
2025-08-29 17:06 UTC
CURSING the PATRIARCHY every time I, a tall man, have to mop the floor with this CRAP SHORT MOP made for TINY WOMEN and not GANGLY MEN so it makes me BEND OVER and HURT MY BACK
Introducing MANMOPS™, MOPS FOR MEN®
The Invention: Same as other mops but six inches longer so you don't have to bend down
After the marketing department has had their grubby little fingers all over it: all black, armour-looking plastic panels, choice of New Car or Barbeque scents, TURBO DRYING FAN, takes the same batteries as your drill, now renamed DUDE MOP DIRT FUCKER XL 4K
Replies (2)
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2025-08-29 17:09
Marketing department: 🦊 We took a regular mop and painted it black and blue so it's For Boys™ 🦝 Did you remember to make it a bit longer so it's actually useful for tall people 🦊 the hell are you talking about, that'd cost money
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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social 2026-07-14 17:58
@ifixcoinops@retro.social Sounds like an opportunity for #EagleTactical