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Remember, you are legally allowed to claim today as a personal holiday. It's @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone Day. Even the most draconian of labor laws retain the right, nay, the obligation to challenge your supervisor to ritual combat if they ask you to even think about working on Yassie Day. If you go to the store and it's open, you are allowed to kick the manager on duty right in the shins. They're supposed to closed and you're supposed to be stealing groceries, and maybe a little something extra for yourself, as a treat. A small bucket of latex paint perhaps. Treat yourself to a little latex paint on Yaseen's birthday. It's what the founding fathers would have wanted. Don't be late to the bonfire, this year we're finally burning Henry Jacobs-Foyles alive. That's what it's all about on Yassie Day. Kicking back, sipping a glass of latex paint with your mates at the bonfire.