Post #3776266
2026-07-13 03:13 UTC
When I was a kid I used to think stoplights were controlled manually by a dude sitting in an underground control room who pushed the button for the light to change and I thought all the control room guys were conspiring against my mom to make all the stoplights turn red and make her mad, so I had an elaborate plan to steal a crowbar from Lowe's and sneak into the city storm sewer and find their control rooms and beat the shit out of them.
Replies (4)
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@HatkeshiatorTND@annihilation.social 2026-07-13 03:22
@karn@clubcyberia.co λ cc @hunter0one@annihilation.social
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@sendpaws@mitra.pawslut.party 2026-07-13 03:29
@karn@clubcyberia.co they do this at school intersections sometimes I've seen this before once
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@NotImportant@poa.st 2026-07-13 03:34
@karn@clubcyberia.co The more extreme version of me wanting my mom to stop smoking as a kid so I sat in front of the bathroom sink lighting and extinguishing all of her matches.
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@rebootbrain@shitpost.cloud 2026-07-13 11:46
They are, they were, and the secret room under the basketball court with games is real