Post #3773124
2026-07-13 01:11 UTC
After the rich people fondle the wind chimes and go play inside the spooky wind mill, the valet goes to take a goddamn break and look at the sky and then is decapitated by something. RIP annoyed valet.
Oh wait and then both the rich people are attacked by something. RIP one or both rich people.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-13 01:13
Our movie now cuts to a different guy who has a different dog, who is also a good boy. Oh wait it might not be his dog, because it tells it to go away. Rude. After waking up, he calls his boss on the payphone to receive an assignment, which is a strange way for your boss to tell you to do things. He's some kind of detective and is supposed to investigate the probable werewolf murder. #monsterdon