Post #3773122
2026-07-13 01:14 UTC
I forgot what this guy's name is so I'm going to call him "different headband" to contrast him with the other headband guy.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-13 01:19
In this part Different Headband meets with his sidekick, Afro-Goatee man, to discoverer all the missing body parts the monster yeeted around the park. We learn that the rich guy who was killed was a megarich famous guy who was possibly going to rule the city and also being the next president. As we know how rich famous guys becoming president has turned out, the monster might have done us a favor. #monsterdon