Post #3759956
2026-07-12 08:56 UTC
"What are you making?" Ask they "It smells really good"
Dis it? Well, whit ah'm makin is chick pea burgers an lentil burgers thit smell ae nuhin an taste like toast, jist fur thaim thit claim tae prefer such scran.
Whit yer smellin is the doggy bag sumbdy brought hame fae the Indian last night.
"So what are we having for tea then?" Ask they
Ah'll gie ye three guesses.
"Not mince?" Say they
Och naw.
We're huvin the doggy bag fae the Indian restaurant!
Only kiddin.
Wir huvin mince! 😁😁
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@bampot@mastodon.scot 2026-07-12 09:38
Dinnae talk tae me aboot barbecues. Right, so whit time is ignition set fur theday ah wonner? Checklist: Burgers, various √ Sausages, various √ Hot dogs √ Chicken bits √ Condiments an Sauces √ Burger Rolls √ Finger Rolls! Whit, nane? See, this is whit happens when an aw wuman shoappin team goes oot furra couple ae messages, they come back wae new taps ana new bag each, fuck the shoappin list, that's no important. Ah'll jist nip doon tae the shoaps en, wull ah? Ay, luiks awfy like it 😄😁