Post #3728514

2026-07-11 00:39 UTC

I lost all my space lottery chances and ended up buying a cheap galaxy off of e-bay but when I finally woke up after a billion years of cryo-sleep it turns out that that the AI probe sent to my section of space made a space-treaty with the local aliens so now I have to turn around and fly home but by the time I get back to earth the sun will be halfway on it’s way to exploding which is kind of a bummer.

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@sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 2026-07-11 00:51

Good news once I got back to earth e-bay still exists and my Nintendo stocks had appreciated enough to buy another distant galaxy! However three billion years of cyro-sleep has warped my personality so now I will rule my galaxy with an iron fist as a space queen. Space law only says: No torture or slavery Space property rights So I shall not rule through torture or slavery, but through fear and only giving my enemies property rights to individual cells on my prison planet! That said, note that with superintelligent assistance, other people will probably be able to eventually figure out what you did, and judge you for it. “Oh no I feel so judged” I say as I use my property rights to tell those other losers not to send radio-waves into my galaxy.

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