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Post #3728703

2026-07-11 00:51 UTC

Good news once I got back to earth e-bay still exists and my Nintendo stocks had appreciated enough to buy another distant galaxy! However three billion years of cyro-sleep has warped my personality so now I will rule my galaxy with an iron fist as a space queen. Space law only says: No torture or slavery Space property rights So I shall not rule through torture or slavery, but through fear and only giving my enemies property rights to individual cells on my prison planet! That said, note that with superintelligent assistance, other people will probably be able to eventually figure out what you did, and judge you for it. “Oh no I feel so judged” I say as I use my property rights to tell those other losers not to send radio-waves into my galaxy.

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