Post #3719123
2026-07-09 22:13 UTC
lol FedEx guy looked at me in my own driveway and then placed a "We missed you" tag on my mailbox and drove away. Never even made an attempt. Guess we didn't need those diabetes supplies.
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@whack@hachyderm.io 2026-07-10 03:01
We keep worrying about Dead Internet Theory, but what about Dead Company Theory. I called customer service and the computer gave me an option to have a human call me back. 2 hours later, a computer calls me, says it will connect me with a human. A few minutes of hold music, then another computer voice arrives to inform me that the support center is closed and tells me to call back during business hours. You called me, motherfucker!? It’s called me twice since then.