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2026-07-10 06:08 UTC
Other campaign promises that got Jacob Haugaard and his party The Union of Consciously Work-Shy Elements [Sammenslutning af Bevidst Arbejdssky Elementer] accidentally elected:
Nutella in army rations.
The right to be stupid.
Shorter queues in supermarkets.
8 hours leisure time; 8 hours rest; 8 hours sleep.
More renaissance furniture in IKEA.
It was the promise of a tailwind in both directions on every bike path that got him elected and made him a national treasure, though.
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