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2026-07-10 06:08 UTC

Other campaign promises that got Jacob Haugaard and his party The Union of Consciously Work-Shy Elements [Sammenslutning af Bevidst Arbejdssky Elementer] accidentally elected: Nutella in army rations. The right to be stupid. Shorter queues in supermarkets. 8 hours leisure time; 8 hours rest; 8 hours sleep. More renaissance furniture in IKEA. It was the promise of a tailwind in both directions on every bike path that got him elected and made him a national treasure, though.

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