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Post #3685056
2026-07-09 00:44 UTC
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space
Bath mats are like condoms: if they say you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space 2026-07-09 00:47
@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I hear if you tear up a one foot square of 70's shag bathroom carpet, soak it in water for an hour, then wring it out and drink the result you'll get superpowers