@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social
Post #3657816
2026-07-07 20:59 UTC
#spoonerism
@Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social might need a hand finessing this one…
What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak?
One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous…
(Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)
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@Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social 2026-07-07 21:00
@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social Haha yes a shame about NotVarly. Too many of my stray wordplay thoughts end up like that.