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2026-07-07 20:59 UTC

#spoonerism @Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social might need a hand finessing this one… What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak? One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous… (Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)

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