The holy trinity
2026-06-29 01:42 UTC
Replies (11)
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@MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2026-06-29 02:10
One time I prayed to God and a different God answered my prayer in a language I didn’t understand so I just gave up and became a Buddhist monk but then they kicked me out of the monastery on account of my boobs and also I was wasted on sharpies all day. So I went back home and prayed again to see if anyone would answer in my language, the only one that matters but no one answered. So then I became a Buddhist monk and uhhh something about drawing all over my tits with sharpies in a temple and some angry bald guy telling me to leave. He was nice though he gave me a quarter to call my grandma for a ride. When she picked me up she told me she prayed I was safe but some other God answered her in wing dings and I didn’t understand how that was possible until I remembered she has Stephen Hawking’s old rig set up for herself. So I prayed to God she wouldn’t crash the car because she’s not exactly mobile and guess what?! My prayer got answered by a guy named Steve who called my dad an asshole in the 5th grade. I guess what I’m getting at is if you pray to God you could have a fun adventure like I did despite the fact that there’s no such thing as gods.
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@PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2026-06-29 02:21
Onion, celery, bell pepper…
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@FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2026-06-29 01:56
TBF, and I have no idea the context of this image, but theology is an actual academic field which covers a lot of historical texts from varied cultures.
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@hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-29 04:33
So is the Simarillion the old testament?
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-06-29 04:36
That’s an odd way of spelling A New Hope, The Empirre Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.
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@TachyonTele@piefed.social 2026-06-29 02:06
Religious studies is mad interesting. Religion has shaped our world for two thousand years, tons of shit happened.
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@Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-29 06:42
Three PARTS of the holy trinity? People have gotten burned at the stake for saying heretical things like that.
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@SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-30 06:23
Tank, DPS, Healer
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@JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2026-06-30 07:26
Father, son and the alcohol
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@hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2026-06-30 07:56
Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and the other guy
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@Rudgrcom@lemmy.world 2026-06-30 08:03
Game of Thrones Hunger Games Harry Potter