The suffering of a pizza lover
2026-06-30 03:10 UTC
Replies (17)
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@hOrni@lemmy.world 2026-06-30 05:22
Good. I love it, when people hate pineapple pizza. That leaves more for me.
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@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-06-30 05:55
The solution is easy. Pick out the pineapple and eat them separately.
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@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-06-30 06:18
This is Canadian-Greek erasure! (I get that it’s a joke, but how often do you get to complain about THAT specific combo being overlooked? 😁)
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@sundray@lemmus.org 2026-06-30 06:31
If you want to put pineapple juice on a pizza, that’s fine. But get those gooshy, bug-like chunks the hell away from me 🤢
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@hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2026-06-30 06:54
Oh the horror - you clearly need to apply cheese before the toppings.
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@Ironrod@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-30 07:57
Americans get no say on what goes on pizza, an “Italian-American” is just an American
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@yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-30 08:46
Next, we snap the spaghetti and send your nonna the video.
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@MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2026-06-30 09:27
Banana mascarpone pizza.
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@applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-30 09:51
the one true pizza has a wheat bread crust, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni, cooked just enough to get some browning in the cheese. my autism has spoken. theres a ton of room for variation in that pizza and ive enjoyed a lot of it in my life. you can put whatever you want on your pizza but if it strays too far from the one true pizza im not gonna eat it. you can have all the pineapple you want, but im gonna think to myself that its a waste of pizza. much worse than pineapple is barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce. that shit is disgusting and an insult to the concept of pizza.
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@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-30 11:44
The only thing tastier than pineapple pizza is the juicy hate of all the food cops out there.
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@Lulzagna@lemmy.world 2026-06-30 13:54
Hawaiian Pizza was invented in Canada
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@Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 2026-06-30 14:35
I love pineapple on pizza. Always have. It’s weird to me that haters are so stupid about it, while at the same time happily putting sweet and sour sauce on chicken, or pineapple on pork chops, etc… The Sweet mixed with the Savoury has been a thing in cuisine literally forever. Pizza is no different.
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@Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2026-06-30 16:26
Gay: Hawaiian pizza was made in Canada Fake: This is not NY pizza.
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@starik@lemmy.today 2026-06-30 16:46
Pineapple jalapeño. Try it.
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@djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-30 19:47
It’s wild that people get so bent out of shape over pineapple on pizza when the nordics commit foodcrimes even I cannot condone. These people live sheltered lives, barking at the shadows on their cave walls, unaware of the horrors of candied reindeer and strawberry pizza.
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@VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-30 20:27
Imagine living the deepest corner of Chicago and ordering a hotdog with only ketchup on it. And your phone gets the text message “⚠️ Your Uber Eats delivery driver VITO has arrived. Message: i got your hotdog right here…”.
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@Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2026-06-30 20:38
A good Hawaiian pizza is amazing. A bad Hawaiian pizza is a sad affair and there’s a lot more mediocre Hawaiian pizzas then there are good ones.