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  • Post #4365402

    Are your newspapers also hyping up the spectre of nuke-based death at the moment? They did this in the UK a few years ago, tested it after about 2 weeks of solid front-pages of putins face with headlines like “I’ll bomb London first chance I get”. Scared the shit out of us.

  • Getting learnt

  • Post #3397390

    The comic feels like a preemptive “no u”

  • Post #3368391

    That guy just does that. The weird symbol youre seeing is pronounced “th”. Its trippy and weird seeing it, but its harmless fun so whatever

  • Post #3362664

    Thats pretty wild to me. My wife wont let me try to fix a leaky tap because im not qualified. How does one unqualified-but-willing-to-give-it-a-go-i-mean-how-hard-can-it-really-be land a multimillion contract?

  • Post #2903520

    Not sure why you were at 0. Cost is literally all that matters.

  • Post #2811344

    Reduced-To-Clear reporting in

  • I'm the reason your wifes seeing the dry cleaner

    Imbibing my seed like ribena

  • Post #2795291

    Naw the new quintillionaires will let everyone have a bit. The biggest change will be adjusting to the new ten-thousand-dollar menu.

  • Post #2614934

    Indicative of how the West truly is a virus on the soul

  • SMBC

    Are vintage editions OK here? I cant get this one out of my head so thought I’d share it

  • Post #1395596

    Im with you but in this format I’ll allow it. Straight up news articles and rage bait I’ll rally against though.

  • Post #1261234

    Look at the guys face. That book ain’t making it to the contraband locker.

  • Post #1081878

    Well you know how you go diagonal, and you go in an L shape, I go…different…

  • Post #1073998

    Please be AI. Im overstimulated just from the still image

  • Post #998570

    Im not your guy fwiend

  • Post #960720

    Starts feeling pride Remembers UK isnt EU le shameface

  • Post #957390

    Dont need facts. You can tell because of the numbers

  • Post #837264

    In Minecraft

  • Post #791385

    Last time this happened to me was my first visit to a Turkish barber. After the third what I was scared of appearing racist because he had such a strong accent, so I just said “aye pal” and gave him a thumbs up hoping that would be the end of it. Then suddenly he had a ball of fire on a stick waving it at my head. Turns out he was offering me an ear-flame which id never heard of before. Its pretty terrifying with no warning.

  • Post #765597

    Go back and offer that guy pizza AND FRIES.

  • Post #723801

    If you dont do the tasks they tend to get harder and harder to do until you have to miss a few nights sleep to catch up.

  • Post #645158

    Counting or not counting waffle cones?

  • Post #617692

    I mean maybe, but well never know for sure because Americans voted for the people who outright stated “get in loser we’re going fascist”

  • Post #615849

    From Penny-Arcade “the least convincing performance of humanity I’ve ever seen”

  • Post #576742

    Take my half-baked answer with a pinch of salt. I’ve no dog in this fight. We hear more from trans women because nobody cares about men. The media dont attack them so they’re not forced to defend themselves. I’m fairly certain trans people just want to live as whatever gender they’re trying to be, they dont want to spend their time talking about who they used to be or the fact that they’re different like that. Trans men actually have the opportunity to do so.

  • Post #492322

    I saw something on here. “We ALL go to the toilet its normal” “But if you go 200 times a day theres probably a problem”

  • Post #27687

    My biggest beef with this is that I’m never going to believe a dog can skateboard again