Post #3460721
2026-06-29 02:00 UTC
By hacking the internet we discovered we need to go to Arizona because the off switch that we think exists is probably there, and hackerman buys us a plane ticket then vanishes from the movie
We disguised ourselves as government agents to interact with the native Arizonans, who send a delegation of one cop, one lumberjack who is a geologist and one cook to negotiate.
#monsterdon
Replies (1)
-
@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-06-29 02:03
The Arizonans discover a giant metallic looking space egg that crashed into the roof of a diner, but its harder than diamond and no one figured out how to open it. Because a weird idea is better than no idea, Tommy decides that we should move it into their car. #monsterdon