A bash script to automatically burn LLM tokens, thus massively increasing your productivity and hireability
2026-06-18 22:13 UTC
Replies (6)
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@DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 2026-06-18 22:34
Get mogged and tokenpilled.
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@HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 2026-06-18 23:28
Disgusted by the 1m limit. How’s a person supposed to burn money with baby bumpers like this? 🔥🔥🔥 HOLD ON A SECOND 🔥🔥🔥 You just asked to burn more than 1,000,000 tokens. Friendly reminder: THIS REPO IS A JOKE. It is a satirical bash script that lights real money on fire to inflate vanity metrics. There is no business reason to run it. The README is sarcasm. The "enterprise version" is not real. Yes, burning lots of tokens might impress your manager, but I'm not enough of a nihilist to be the actual mechanism enabling that. Refusing to proceed. Go touch grass. 🌱
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@criticon@lemmy.ca 2026-06-19 00:42
I just ask it do create some program to do some automation and ask it to move a button from one place to another or add some additional functions with the instruction to rewrite the code from scratch
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@SatyrSack@quokk.au 2026-06-19 08:15
Slop
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@schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-06-19 10:36
Can’t I just ask it for the seahorse emoji once in a while and achieve the same result or something…
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@Witchfire@lemmy.world 2026-06-23 05:35
JOKE_THRESHOLD=1000000 if ((tokens > JOKE_THRESHOLD)); then cat >&2 <<'EOF' 🔥🔥🔥 HOLD ON A SECOND 🔥🔥🔥 You just asked to burn more than 1,000,000 tokens. Friendly reminder: THIS REPO IS A JOKE. It is a satirical bash script that lights real money on fire to inflate vanity metrics. There is no business reason to run it. The README is sarcasm. The "enterprise version" is not real. Yes, burning lots of tokens might impress your manager, but I'm not enough of a nihilist to be the actual mechanism enabling that. Refusing to proceed. Go touch grass. 🌱 Lol