Post #3348664
2026-06-18 23:28 UTC
Disgusted by the 1m limit. How’s a person supposed to burn money with baby bumpers like this?
🔥🔥🔥 HOLD ON A SECOND 🔥🔥🔥
You just asked to burn more than 1,000,000 tokens.
Friendly reminder: THIS REPO IS A JOKE. It is a satirical bash script
that lights real money on fire to inflate vanity metrics. There is no
business reason to run it. The README is sarcasm. The "enterprise
version" is not real. Yes, burning lots of tokens might impress
your manager, but I'm not enough of a nihilist to be the actual
mechanism enabling that.
Refusing to proceed. Go touch grass. 🌱
Replies (3)
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@eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2026-06-18 23:38
I’m accepting token donations if you want to look good with your boss
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@AnAmericanPotato@programming.dev 2026-06-18 23:51
With a million tokens you can get it to rewrite the script to remove this guardrail. OMG we’ve reached the singularity!!
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@degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 2026-06-19 00:11
while true; do burn 1000000; done