Post #3346084
2026-06-14 17:05 UTC
🐼 Hello, I'm a baby, I'm a wriggling lump, I grab things randomly and put them in my mouth or sometimes I might just randomly jab them into my skin to see what happens and then scream a lot. Nice to meet you
🦝 I'm going to teach you how to read.
^ but literally tho
Replies (2)
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-06-14 17:18
Genuinely why not. Just, fuck it, why not give it a go, got anything better to do? YES ACTUALLY! Six loads of laundry and a baby gate that needs installed! BUT, can't do laundry because baby is baby and needs ATTENTION aaaallll the tiiiiime So, might as well teach to read!
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@springdiesel@spore.social 2026-06-14 17:17
@ifixcoinops@retro.social hey I bought the baby a toy xylophone that came with two wee mallets and she immediately jammed the stick end of one up her nose. Thankfully the drum came with nice fat drumsticks that not only also work with a xylophone but also don't fit up her nose.