Post #3346083
2026-06-14 16:19 UTC
🐰 ffs "You need a pointy stick" that's your answer to everything
🦝 it WORKS
Replies (4)
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-06-14 17:05
🐼 Hello, I'm a baby, I'm a wriggling lump, I grab things randomly and put them in my mouth or sometimes I might just randomly jab them into my skin to see what happens and then scream a lot. Nice to meet you 🦝 I'm going to teach you how to read. ^ but literally tho
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@daburudar@mastodon.social 2026-06-14 16:20
@ifixcoinops@retro.social that's what Vlad the Impaler said.
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@twobiscuits@graz.social 2026-06-14 16:25
@ifixcoinops@retro.social 🐴 So what do you do with the pointy stick? Is that the one you poke people in the eye with?
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@earth2marsh@hachyderm.io 2026-06-14 16:34
@ifixcoinops@retro.social Perhaps the pointy stick is a magic feather?