Post #3332696
2026-06-16 12:45 UTC
Just made a cup of tea. Got out a nice oat biscuit. Put both things on my desk ready for a nice break. Went to the bathroom.
Came back to find my cat sat next to the cup of tea, crumbs everywhere, looking guilty.
The biscuit is gone.
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@mkj@social.mkj.earth 2026-06-16 12:57
@kestral@masto.hackers.town Coincience. Nothing but pure coincidence. The cup of tea did *not* suddenly construct an infinite improbability drive so that it could teleport the biscuit to the Andromeda galaxy.