Post #3325977
2026-06-14 18:57 UTC
Every time I clean the couch I realize that couches, like lungs or intestines, have *shockingly* large surface areas for their volume
Replies (4)
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@aphyr@woof.group 2026-06-14 19:01
*scraping dimes out of the recesses of the sectional* something something cash exchange membranes
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@remmy@social.treehouse.systems 2026-06-14 18:58
@aphyr@woof.group tries not to think about his own couch :s
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@Ultramundane@sfba.social 2026-06-15 00:20
@aphyr@woof.group And the inflatable furniture people sometimes had in college were a perfect Venn diagram of COUCH and LUNGS.
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@Illudium_Q36@woof.group 2026-06-15 01:36
@aphyr@woof.group - Not 100% sure about the lungs, but just like the intestines, when you clean out the couch you find a lot of gross crap.