Post #3321938
2026-06-15 01:47 UTC
Elvis announces that "There are two forms of life fighting to survive, we must win!" and John replies with "I was a doomsday prepper to survive, but from talking with you, slicked back hair man, I now feel a deep responsibility to mankind!" and also "the women must have lots of babies NOW!"
#monsterdon #InTheYear2889
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-06-15 01:49
John lectures his daughter and tells her to marry Steve and have lots of babies. She says "no" because she doesn't want to, and then says "yes" because her mind is easily changed by bad dialog. #monsterdon #InTheYear2889