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Post #3318029

2026-06-08 12:17 UTC

It's 2026 and you're doing a thread late at night in a flow state of heightened emotion, 100mph jabbing at the keyboard, a gibbering goblin bloodshot eyes in the cold monitor light, surf the wave and thrash the keyboard no think just post It's 2026 and you follow the crowd to see what all the fuss is about, haha looks like someone got themselves really wound up last night - oh shit it was me Don't gibbering manifesto before bed kids

Replies (15)

  • @Farbs@mastodon.social 2026-06-08 12:28

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social Boosted because this is extra fun out of context :)

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  • @jollysea@chaos.social 2026-06-08 12:44

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social I'm in this thread and I don't like it. Made some websites with Netscape (already old at that time), but what a good concept to just ship the website-making-tool with the browser.

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  • @gellge@infosec.exchange 2026-06-08 12:44

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social "Pretty neat! Doesn't matter, but pretty neat!" - the original sin

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  • @s0@cathode.church 2026-06-08 13:31

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social in the nursing home and they set us up with a keyboard and a text box in a page with a post button that does nothing but it keeps us poor dears happy with the reassuring routine

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  • @hamishb@mstdn.ca 2026-06-08 14:53

    But all so relatable. I used to manage quite happily with Dreamweaver. Then, as you say, they gave up. I half-way figured out Coffeecup enough to make a very simple site again but can't seem to upload it to my domain properly and their instructions are vague to the point of faith. The struggle continues. Sigh. . @ifixcoinops@retro.social

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  • @bogosity@im-in.space 2026-06-08 17:03

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social Your "gibbering manifesto" sounds a lot like my fond remembrances do. I hadn't thought about Frontpage in a *long* time, and while I'm not a fan, I agree that it was a gateway drug for a lot of people. Anyway, thanks for sharing.

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  • @ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-06-12 23:00

    A lotta replyguys missing the point of this thread ๐Ÿน Just learn HTML, it's not that hard ๐Ÿผ Wordpress is pretty okay I guess ๐ŸฆŠ It doesn't take much command-line knowledge to work a static site generator ๐Ÿฆ Cool, you know how to make websites, so do I. The point is that *the internet becomes boring and shit when only people like us get to make websites.*

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  • @interpipes@thx.gg 2026-06-08 18:27

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social

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  • @nmiller@mastodon.coffee 2026-06-08 18:51

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social I loved CSS Zengarden, I had to go and check if it is still there (it is).

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  • @pianoblack@mefi.social 2026-06-08 19:50

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social I like your gibbering manifestos. Websites are way harder than they need to be.

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  • @ganxel@oldbytes.space 2026-06-09 14:34

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social me and my sis found Frontpage Express in 1999-2000 and made a page with just endless screenshots of Final Fight captured from either MAME or Callus. It was great fun - totally different from programming in GFA Basic on my old Atari ST, but enjoyable, visual and practically immediate.

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  • @benoegen@social.tchncs.de 2026-06-09 19:00

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social pure gold!

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  • @ifixcoinops@retro.social I am impressed, and maybe even doubtful, that you typed this out as a glibbering goblin with bloodshot eyes. I didn't notice any typos. Good work, mate, fun read.

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  • @Herefordrob@mindly.social 2026-06-12 09:34

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social I have read but can't remember most of your thread. I am not a programmer or at all techi, but it seems much of what you're saying is about claiming back the commons and cosmopolitanism therefore empowering the majority. As you may have realised I am more into politics. But intersectionality/relationality is everywhere and in each of us.

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  • @keengrasp@layer8.space 2026-06-12 14:32

    @ifixcoinops@retro.social but this thread is awesome! it fits right alongside "Stop Talking to Each Other and Start Buying Things" by Cat Valente and that "Orphans of Netscape" post on Gemini.

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