@notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social
Post #3271427
2026-06-02 05:23 UTC
@superflippy@mastodon.xyz
...the decision to dismantle the network, known as the Ocean Observatories Initiative, “aligns with N.S.F.’s wider strategy to have a nimbler approach to prioritizing support for evolving scientific priorities and emerging technologies as well as a deliberate approach to smart life cycle management within its portfolio of research infrastructure.”
What is this slop answer, what the hell does that mean in human language?!?
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@NatureMC@mastodon.online 2026-06-02 08:24
@notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social A try: "let's kill that climate-science-environment stuff to make big big profits and sell the ocean to exploitation for big big profits". Sent from the billionaires MAGA bunker. @superflippy@mastodon.xyz
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@isaacfreeman@cloudisland.nz 2026-06-03 08:15
@notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social @superflippy@mastodon.xyz I know a little management bafflegab. Let's see… “Nimbler approach” means destroying an existing system that works and trying to figure out something to replace it on the fly. “Evolving scientific priorities” means political interference. “Emerging technologies” means wishful thinking. “Smart life cycle management” means resource extraction.