Post #3248989
2026-05-18 04:22 UTC
Replies (3)
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@dashrb@mstdn.social 2026-05-18 05:18
@elronxenu@mastodon.cloud @mclare@recurse.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr track the date, the rate and duration of every pump, along with the quantity collected, to extrapolate the expected end of nursing, so that the mother can be presented with the appropriate* advertisements. *Could be Gerber’s baby food coupons, or 😬 healthcare for mother or baby, based on timing and rate-of-change of milk flow. Yikes. This is creepy AF. Do not get a pump with internet access or phone app usage. EVER.
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@mvilain@sfba.social 2026-05-18 06:16
@elronxenu@mastodon.cloud @mclare@recurse.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr @altonbrown@bird.makeup As much as Alton Brown kvetches about unitaskers in the kitchen, I think he'd give a breast pump a pass. And maybe even a burr grinder for coffee.
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@ldpm@wandering.shop 2026-05-18 11:01
@elronxenu@mastodon.cloud @mclare@recurse.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr well, two jobs for most people