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Post #3248990

2026-05-18 05:18 UTC

@elronxenu@mastodon.cloud @mclare@recurse.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr track the date, the rate and duration of every pump, along with the quantity collected, to extrapolate the expected end of nursing, so that the mother can be presented with the appropriate* advertisements. *Could be Gerber’s baby food coupons, or 😬 healthcare for mother or baby, based on timing and rate-of-change of milk flow. Yikes. This is creepy AF. Do not get a pump with internet access or phone app usage. EVER.

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