What's the most outrageous food item that you or someone you know has smuggled into a movie theatre?
2026-06-06 22:02 UTC
Replies (16)
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@vladmech@lemmy.world 2026-06-06 22:06
Couple buddies and I all had trench coats back in the day with a bunch of interior pockets. We’d have multiple two liters of soda and giant bags of popcorn and candy (we were teenagers and thought this was the coolest thing ever)
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@Vanth@reddthat.com 2026-06-06 22:08
30-pack of beer. Hoisted on the shoulder in clear view while giving the theatre worker my ticket. Teenage minimum wage workers by end of summer DGAF.
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@Nemo@slrpnk.net 2026-06-06 22:52
A cubic foot of baked ziti casserole with eggplant.
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@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2026-06-06 22:55
A pocketful of baked beans to munch on.
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@mmmberry@beehaw.org 2026-06-06 23:08
And here I was thinking I was bad for bringing a foil wrapped burrito. Had to time my unwrapping… But my purse is big enough, I think I could get away with a small tray of food.
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@thepizzaguy@lemmy.world 2026-06-07 00:18
sesame chicken and fried rice
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@Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2026-06-07 00:27
Back in college; My friends and I once smuggled a whole pizza and a roasted chicken pretending to be backpackers.
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@agentTeiko@piefed.social 2026-06-07 00:45
16 6in sub sandwiches with chips crushed and sprinkled inside the sandwich. For our group I only had 2. Also another time left over pot roast.
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@whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-06-07 01:19
Dollar show theater we’d sneak in bottles of beer, picnic style food like sandwiches and trail mix, once saw some people divvying up a whole roasted chicken
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@Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2026-06-07 02:23
A six pack of beer in glass bottles. For the midnight premiere of Jackass 2 in my college town. Theater was full. Everyone was drinking before and during the movie. It was quite the party.
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@dewritoninja@pawb.social 2026-06-07 03:52
Back in the 90s my parents used to sneak a whole rotisserie chicken every now and then
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@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2026-06-07 04:20
Some guy two rows back brought in sushi once.
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@IronBird@lemmy.world 2026-06-07 05:42
ime you can just walk in with bag of takeout, noone working a theater gets paid nearly enough to care about outside food.
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@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2026-06-06 23:08
Back in the day 2 bottles of Boones Farm Strawberry Hills Wine Coolers. The big ones, 750ml. Both down my pants. 2 glasses to boot.
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@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-07 03:44
A twelve inch sub, two bags of chips, a bottle of soda for each, and some Reese's cups. I did the entire load except the Reeses. This was back when FUBU was still a viable company. I could fit a full sized handgun in each pocket, so two drink bottles in one and a sandwich in the other were easy. Chips in the back pockets. With pants that loose, and a baggy shirt over the top, it wasn't even visible lol. Good belt helped though. With a good coat in winter, I could smuggle anything I damn well wanted almost anywhere. Hell, anywhere at all that didn't search people, no almost. Edit: me and my homie went together, it wasn't all for me
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@ChexMax@lemmy.world 2026-06-15 23:10
Once I brought full checkers meals in for my boyfriend and me. Burgers, fries, 2 milkshakes. Big ol purse and strategic stacking.