It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.
2026-06-03 16:35 UTC
Replies (19)
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@djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-03 17:51
honestly it’d be cool as hell if humans could do this
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@SoupBrick@pawb.social 2026-06-03 17:16
“Loser gets pregnant”
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@Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2026-06-03 18:15
Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.
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@MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-03 17:09
I have exactly the opposite problem 😭
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@schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2026-06-03 16:40
Okay, whatever turns them on I guess
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@crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-06-03 18:28
Is this what happens when two tops go home together?
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@GoTime@lemmy.world 2026-06-03 17:59
“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”
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@textik@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-04 03:03
Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.
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@samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-04 13:59
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@Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2026-06-03 17:48
Me n the boys on a typical Friday night
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@Quokka@quokk.au 2026-06-03 23:41
I wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”
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@ICastFist@programming.dev 2026-06-04 01:35
Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn't mere fiction, but based on true facts!
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@curiousaur@reddthat.com 2026-06-04 05:43
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@YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2026-06-03 18:36
"penis fencing" is how I've heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid
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@beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2026-06-03 22:55
Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.
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@SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-03 18:04
Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing...
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@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2026-06-03 17:49
Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it's only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).
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@JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2026-06-03 17:21
No selling y'all. I see you, worms.
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@janus2@lemmy.zip 2026-06-03 22:27
I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe