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Uneducated white people should be required to have a warning label: CAUTION WHITE FRAGILITY CAUTION This container can explode under the lightest touch of social justice accountability. Beware of shrapnel. When experiencing Rapid Uncontrolled Disassembly, may create hazard to all within earshot. CAUTION WHITE FRAGILITY CAUTION Maybe we could look into some kind of bell, too? I mean, the government is supposed to protect our safety against the flaws of poorly-built product. It just makes sense. How about a rotating flashing white light?