Post #3068829
2026-05-10 19:40 UTC
(I watch as Wick kills 137 heavily-armed bad guys with nothing but a Pokemon card and a gun with only five bullets) Ah but you see, he has worn himself down by now. Surely he cannot simply continue killing people exactly like me.
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@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp 2026-05-10 19:41
(Wick blows up five cars with an M80 before killing the mob boss who was surrounded by 50 blood-crazed Yakuza gangsters; he then falls off a building and runs away with a sword sticking out of his back) Any minute now. He's gonna be too weak to fight back. Just you see.
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@coriander@elekk.xyz 2026-05-10 19:42
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp -heavy accent- Wit a fuckin BENCIL