Brad Dragon, #1 Asskicker

breakfastgolem@goblin.camp

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.I don't accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.Many people are saying things about me:"i'm going to kill you" - Sam Aleums "cram it, square!" - Louisa "I'm gonna kill you with a rocket launcher" - also Louisa "don't you dare you little shit" - binchickensee you nutmeats in hell

Posts

Post #4445222
Post #4216197
To make lemonade, you must first milk a lemon
Post #3766957
I saw a moth.
Post #3686933
Pinhead: We have such sights to show you. Me: lol nah im good
Post #3068845
yes
Post #3068844
Opening a new bakery called Serving Bundt.
Post #3068843
Consider wobbling
Post #3068842
Holy shit bro the moon is gibbous as fuck bro
Post #3068841
Wow, The Critic might actually come back. I really loved the original series.
Post #3068839
Oh fun, a new William Osman video! (opens tab to watch) Oh fun, it&#39;s sponsored by Anthropic! (closes tab immediately)
Post #3068838
Doing the Wenis but feeling absolutely nothing inside
Post #3068837
It&#39;s called yuri cause all the characters are yuripean
Post #3068836
“Bi so curious?” - The Sex Joker
Post #2552873
I&#39;m asking for $50,000 in seed money (so I can buy seeds and throw them at you)
Post #2534804
Big Balls Theory
Post #2469575
Young, dumb, fridge full of plums
Post #2373956
Lots of work next week but the week after I&#39;m off. FH6 comes out on the 19th so I&#39;ll be spending a lot of time nyooming around virtual Japan. Can&#39;t wait to get my hands on an Opel Manta 400 and hoon it all over the place.
Post #2373955
prongs
Post #2373954
I could defeat John Wick. It would be easy, for me.
Post #2373953
|butts|
Post #2373952
They Will Kill You was... not good. The action was alright and it was stylish, but the characters were paper-thin and the acting was weirdly amateurish despite big hitters like Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette and Paterson Joseph.
Post #2373951
I broil all of my posts for that nice crispy char.
Post #2336759
Darth Grimsby
Post #2326091
I think they should invite Clown Core to next year&#39;s Met Gala.
Post #2149897
GIULIANI NEXT
Post #2119674
https://www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-silent-nano-install/ Stop using Chrome.
Post #2100797
In hindsight, my Youtube cooking channel where I show how to make quick meals in glass containers probably shouldn&#39;t have been called &quot;One Guy, One Jar.&quot;
Post #2010475
Mods, whisk him until he&#39;s light and airy.
Post #2010471
Going to the UK to ask for squirty cream with a straight face.
Post #1973342
Gamers should not be allowed to comment on anything.