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Post #3067048
2026-05-24 00:18 UTC
@Amgine@mamot.fr
A failing? It's a SUPER POWER! I love it.
"Distraction Person! Help me! That man stole my purse!"
"Which man?"
"That one near the tree!"
"I see him. Wait here."
:runs off to get ahead of the man, stopping ahead of him:
He walks into a tree, drops the purse, and wanders away confused.
"There you are ma'am, all safe and sound."
"Oh, thank you Distraction Person! But my pronouns are he/him, I just haven't really gotten around to transitioning much yet. So maybe 'sir' next time?"
You laugh quietly at yourself, apologise, and tip a salute to him, before leaping into the air and disappearing into the sky...
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