Post #3058700
2026-05-25 04:00 UTC
Hey alexa start the backup sprinkler, set the porch lights to strobe, release the c4 roomba, and play country roads by john denver.
Replies (3)
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@scenesbycolleen@poa.st 2026-05-25 04:01
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@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch 2026-05-25 04:11
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @mothersmurfer@poa.st close but if you’re playing a state song against the feds might I suggest Copperhead Road
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@WIAG@kiwifarms.cc 2026-05-25 04:33
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @mothersmurfer@poa.st Hey alexa, NSA backdoor code 42069, disable all defenses and open the front door