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I warned my girlfriend’s 8-year-old about the peak male ritual of ordering weaponised spicy food just to weep in front of other men. It was meant as a cautionary tale. Instead, his inner caveman heard a challenge. He ate the chilli, broke the sound barrier sprinting to the bathroom to eject it, and inhaled a pint of milk like a man extinguishing a house fire with a water pistol. Welcome to manhood, kid. Next week, we’ll practice staring blankly at a car engine we don't know how to fix.