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Instructions for the one and only correct way to eat popcorn: 1. Put popcorn in a large bowl and place the bowl within reach 2. Grab a fistful of popcorn with one hand 3. Use the other hand to grab a smaller amount of popcorn from the first hand 4. Put exactly one popcorn from the hand with the smaller amount into your mouth and consume it Repeat steps as appropriate, until no more popcorn exists on the premises. This is the only legal stopping point when eating popcorn.