2026-09-14 15:08 UTC
Cows naturally tend to face magnetic north.
In a cowgapped system, you can achieve data exfiltration by placing large, powerful electromagnets outside of the pastures and turning it on and waiting for the cows to face the magnet for 1 and turning it off and waiting for the cows to face north for 0, with of course a second electromagnet in a different direction as a delimiter.
With this method, one could steal proprietary cow info at a rate of 1 bit every 5 minutes.
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@rk@mastodon.well.com 2026-09-14 15:25
@Dio9sys@haunted.computer Not just exfiltration; if you line up the magnets correctly you could use the cows to store individual bits. Cowore memory.