@FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
Post #2996647
2026-05-24 07:46 UTC
I’d feed him to my dog
But while he’s still alive
(my dog is about as harmless as it gets, he’s old, missing many teeth and just wants to sleep and cuddle, but still…)
I’d wager that Bezos tastes bitter, sour and otherwise unpleasant
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@ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2026-05-24 11:35
Don’t do that to your poor dog. Let’s just treat him like government cheese, stored in slices in a cave, because nobody wants to eat it.