Post #2932385
2023-10-17 23:53 UTC
@jeffowski@mastodon.world my fave quote from any superman film ever: “Lois, Clark Kent may seem like just a mild-mannered reporter, but listen, not only does he know how to treat his editor-in-chief with the proper respect, not only does he have a snappy, punchy prose style, but he is, in my forty years in this business, the fastest typist I've ever seen.”
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@simonbp@social.linux.pizza 2023-10-24 11:38
@bruceoberg@xoxo.zone @jeffowski@mastodon.world B story for any future Superman film about him keeping (accidentally) breaking his work laptops by typing too fast
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@kyonshi@dice.camp 2023-10-24 12:04
@bruceoberg@xoxo.zone @jeffowski@mastodon.world Lois Lane : I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town. Clark Kent : Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually Superman in disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline. Lois Lane : You're a sick man, Kent. Clark Kent : You asked.