Post #2901

@cstross@wandering.shop Lawn darts. 1 HP/over melee weapons capable of removing eyes, puncturing holes in torsos, etc. when used as directed. The idea was, put down a plastic hoop and throw the darts high into the air with the intent of sticking in the ground inside the hoop. The reality was that when children throw things in the air, they come down randomly. It was the 1960s. They were banned in an early triumph of the US consumer products safety commission so I expect them back on the market any time now.