Post #2886853
2026-05-15 16:26 UTC
@Hex@kolektiva.social
Nah. Tip a metric fuck-tonne of venomous scorpions down the air-vents, THEN weld them shut!
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@hakfoo@mstdn.party 2026-05-16 07:39
@bytebro@mastodonapp.uk @Hex@kolektiva.social No, let's not do that. I grew up in Arizona and recall my father showed me a mother scorpion carrying its young on its back. It didn't rely on an underpaid au-pair or toss the scorplings into a day care so it could spend 200 hours/week pumping the stock price of Stinger Industries LLC. So the venomous arthropods understand basic care for their own kind better than the Bunker Class. We can probably find a more witty-ironic plan like sealing the vents with molten gold anyway.