Post #2884762

2026-05-13 18:04 UTC

🦝 Y'know what I'm tired of serving my guests peanuts and pringles in paper towels, I'm gonna get some proper plates and grown-up serving trays and cookware and shit and make a proper go of actual adult hosting 1 year later: 🦝 *delicately laying down a tube of pringles on a silver platter* ^ posting your toots to your blog

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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-05-13 21:29

I know there's bloody loads of posts I've missed but I cannae remember them, I'm gonna try one of those Mastodon Numbers Websites and see if it'll jog my memory or hack my account

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@twistylittlepassages@weirder.earth 2026-05-13 18:12

@ifixcoinops@retro.social nice. very nice. I'm bookmarking this. signed, a pringles enjoyer

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@reb@retro.social 2026-05-13 19:23

@ifixcoinops@retro.social Dan. Dan. Dan. Bloody hellfire, I'm not sure my brain can take this many happy chemicals. I maintain that you are the best writer on fedi, and should win an award or get paid sixpence per fav and a shilling per boost or something like that

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@deathkitten@firetribe.org 2026-05-13 23:47

@ifixcoinops@retro.social And because this is fedi, you know that silver platter is one of two things: 1. hand made by someone on Fedi (maybe yourself, maybe someone else, either way) 2. lovingly thrifted from some weird little antique shop during a trip where you got down on your knees to take a macro photo of some tiny mushrooms you spotted between the shop and your car

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