Marine Corp Aptitude Test
2026-05-26 12:47 UTC
Replies (7)
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@AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-26 13:06
“Eat fascists” doesn’t refer to their crayons… Or their pieces of paper.
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@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2026-05-26 13:50
Eating the crayon will obviously give you a 100% score.
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@stankcheez@lemmy.world 2026-05-26 14:44
of course they ate the crayon, they couldn’t read the instructions anyway
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@ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 2026-05-26 14:58
Did they ate the paper too?
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@sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-26 15:39
… Who… where did the crayon jar go? Goddamnit Schmidt! I’m not breaking that thing untill you either pass out or say ‘Sir the crayon jar is not a helmet liner, sir!’
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@tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 2026-05-27 11:42
I don’t get it
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@FatVegan@leminal.space 2026-05-27 13:24
As much as this is a joke, when i had to go to the military evaluation test, i just completely fucked every question by just randomly clicking on stuff. I did great at the sports exam, but the rest made me a psychotic weirdo. In the office, the guy wanted me in some elite force, because i did well in the fitness department and you have to be and i quote: “a bit of a psycho to do it.”