@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
Post #2749026
2026-05-21 23:59 UTC
Oh but your mom/grandma loved this scene. Hahahaha oh Gibbs so smart, just unplug the computer dummy dummies!
Reality: They’re both frantically typing on separate machines trying to figure put who is downloading their data, and are trying to lock the account they got access to.
Gibbs: Unplugs their computers
McGee: uh, what the hell boss, you know they’re in our servers, our infra, tearing through erasing data, why would you thinkhats on our local workstations?! You do know you just killed our access, right? Now no one’s trying to stop them! Kindly leave the room, we’ll need to have a full escalation and postmortem, unfortunately now I’ll need to involve our entitrvhain of command.
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@lambisio@feddit.cl 2026-06-08 16:21
Gibbs: [silent stare] (translated: “what’s that? I can’t hear you over how my silver hair rewrites reality”) Gibbs 6 seasons later: [stops ransomware by shoooting at the screen. In a datacenter.]