5 nines of uptime · Elektrine

@onlinepersona@programming.dev 2026-05-21 18:01

Microslop does it again! But it will take much more than this for people to leave GitHub. Someone will have to start making private repositories public to show that GitHub can’t be trusted for companies to leave. And someone will have to insert malware into GitHub releases from inside the system to make opensource people leave.

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@becausechemistry@piefed.social 2026-05-21 18:37

New goal: nine fives of uptime

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@Ephera@lemmy.ml 2026-05-21 20:03

Last week, some LLM bot commented under one of our issues and it became apparent pretty quickly, that it is a bot. So, I went to report it (incredible the report menu did say they want reports for bots). I filled out the reporting form probably five times in total, trying at different times of the day. Every time, I got an error 500 (Internal Server Error) as response. Later, I checked my mails, and saw that actually two of my reports did go through, meaning I created two tickets on their side. What those mails also said: They’re very sorry, if it takes longer, since they’re currently experiencing a higher number of reports. Gee, I wonder why.

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@sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-21 21:11

Jesus fucking christ, did Github expose its own fucking Github credentials? Via having LLMs write and push its own updates, live, to production, where they were immediately scruntinized by… other LLMs doing ‘penstesting’? We’re gonna run outta honking noses and squirting flowers, the clown is becoming too immense.

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@Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2026-05-21 21:19

Nine fives

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@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-21 23:39

Hope this was a whitrhat effort to fix their mess.

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@spizzat2@lemmy.zip 2026-05-22 01:01

No, you misunderstood. It’s five "nein"s. As in: “Is it available now?” “Nein, nein nein nein NEIN!”

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@cannedheat@lemmy.ml 2026-05-22 16:59

Microslop slowly losing github to attacks likely enabled by AI makes me believe that a god exists