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Post #2719372

2026-04-13 14:46 UTC

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  • @TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 15:22

    “I’ve come to make an announcement: the EU is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: they took their Brussels fucking bureaucratic dick out, and they pissed on my *fucking* wife. And they said their dick was '***T H I S B I G***', and I said ‘That’s disgusting!’ So I’m making a callout post on my kormany dot hu: European Union, you got a small dick. It’s the size of Andorra except *way* smaller. And guess what? Here’s what *my* dong looks like! ***PWOOOOOSH*** [cut to the Austria-Hungary 1914 borders]”

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