Post #2714398
2025-08-03 03:23 UTC
@zanchey@aus.social Unix: “see this watch? It’s a file. my car? file. my beautiful wife? file. My perfect teeth? file. now get the fuck out of my office”
Replies (4)
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@Farbs@mastodon.social 2025-08-07 22:35
@ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social @zanchey@aus.social cd ..
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@glyph@mastodon.social 2025-08-07 22:36
@ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social @zanchey@aus.social "what about a network interface? Or a sound card?" UNIX: (smiling increasingly hard, their eyes bulging slightly, beginning to visibly sweat nervously) Uh. My teeth. My teeth are a file.
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@dan@discuss.systems 2025-08-08 00:30
@ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social @zanchey@aus.social
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@vt52@ioc.exchange 2025-08-08 17:16
@ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social @zanchey@aus.social read this in the voice of that user study video where does the text document go? it goes in the file hole. where does the network traffic go? that's right, it goes in the file hole. where does the kernel driver interface go? it goes into the file hole!