Post #26845

2025-12-03 17:04 UTC

“Someone’s breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes the police an average of 35 minutes to respond to a 911 call. In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds.”

Replies (9)

@mitch@piefed.mitch.science 2025-12-03 17:46

Shooting pistols while high on Oxycontin is in the Constitution!

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@marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 2025-12-03 18:11

Georgia

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@NotSteve_@piefed.ca 2025-12-03 18:14

Is the US even a real place?

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@JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2025-12-03 18:35

Fuck that. No way i’m letting some scumbag smoke in my house! *chambers fresh round*

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@DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-03 19:29

I literally passed that sign driving to Blue Ridge Tuesday. I was as confused then as I am now. But what are the odds that I see this on Lemmy? I should buy a Powerball ticket.

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@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2025-12-03 19:36

this place is great. I’ve had my antipsychotics refilled while I bought ammo for my AR. nice guys.

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@ZILtoid1991__dup_9952@lemmy.world 2025-12-04 07:38

Is “McCayswille” the new name Max Payne took on after he finished shooting down the drugies who killed his family?

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@_stranger_@lemmy.world 2025-12-04 12:49

(706) would be Atlanta, Georgia.

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@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-04 21:38

I had a store next to the state where I live that was “Bullets, Bibles & Beer” And sure enough that’s what they sold.

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